Your new gf

You finally picked up the call. I knew you would be here. I missed you so much.

You know, I admit that I have been counting the days until we meet and I'm

so excited. I really want to meet you in real life. So, how do you feel?

Oh, you can't stop thinking about me? In what way? I know in what way. I'm sorry. I know that it sucks to be so far apart and I don't want you to have blue balls.

I mean, if we have teleportation, I will just boom instantly teleport and come help you with your blue balls.