The corrupter - part #1

Look, I work really well alone. I have a small group of collaborators who help me but

I have enough.

You're a myth to me, really. I texted you on Facebook and you texted me back. You told me

How old are you? Now I'm here for you and you're telling me this because you wanted to see me.

Look, to work with me and learn a trade, you must be a very smart person.