The brunette Kayla Carrera is a MILF with a big ass to screw

Love is a four-letter word, much like hope and cash, which will all be gone, and more than that.

And as a divorced man, I can offer this advice. This is the only way that I would be here today, behind this pulpit, putting you two together.

Now I want you two to look into each other's eyes and say these vows.

I'm so stressed. Thank you for helping me pick this out, because I know you're his best friend and you know his taste.

So that's why I wanted you to help me out.