Slut makes you cheat!

I was so excited you accepted my Facebook friend request after all of this time.

You look the exact same. I didn't expect this.

As handsome as when we used to be classmates.

You know, I have to admit I always had a crush on you in high school, but you know, I didn't exactly know how to show it.

And I'm so sure you had a lot of other offers at the time, so I couldn't really make a move if you know what I mean.