jerk-off instructions So, you’re a pits pervert?

That's a new one. I haven't come across your type before. I have nice pits, do I?

Well, thanks I guess. I have never been complimented of them before. Should I sniff them?

Well, if it gets you off, I'm all for it.

Interesting. I thought they'd smell much worse.

I know you desperately want to sniff them all.