I will prepare you for a little game I have in mind

Guess what? I'm leaving you. I found a little man. I actually found him a couple weeks ago.

And we have been fucking and he has been pleasing me like I've never been pleased.

I realize that you're a terrible, terrible person to have sex with.

I mean, first of all, you're working with a really small tool.

And you don't even know how to use it.