I will dress you up like one of my Barbie dolls

Hi. I know why you're here. You're here because you want to be a girl just like me.

You wish you could be a girl, but you're not a real girl, so we're just going to have to pretend.

So what I'm going to have you do is come over to my house.

And I'm a pretty big girl. I'm 5'11" without my shoes.

And I bet you'll be able to fit into my clothes.