I Cum On My Grandma's Face

Oh, Bob. Oh, yeah? Dude, what a night. My crotch is worn out. I don't know yours. Oh, my dick is sore. How the hell did we end up in the same bed? I don't know. Oh, fuck. Was that for real or was that just a goddamn dream?

I don't know. I seem to remember her coming home with us and then just turning into this wild cat. Oh, my God, man.

Usually we get the losers, but it was like, ugh. Yeah. That was not a three-banger. That was like a, oh, my God. Yeah. Definitely not a, my God.

When did she take care of us? Dude, we swore. What happened to her? Oh, what the? Hi, boys. Well, good morning, darling.

Well, I feel so good. I slept so beautifully last night. I slept like a rock. I was exhausted. You didn't know I was still here? I wasn't sure, but boy, am I glad. Yeah. Yikes.