Human Guinea Pigs - Lilly Jade
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While at the mall, Lilly Jade is casually handed a flier: “Sign up to stop critter testing today! Make $$$ while helping the helpless critters!” Who wouldn’t want to help out those poor creatures, right? Friends, not test subjects! When Lilly gets home, she calls up the number on the flier. The friendly and helpful voice on the other end of the phone helps Lilly set up an appointment for later that day. Lilly arrives at the testing facility and begins filling out a stack of forms. She wasn’t sure what becoming a test subject would entail but imagined what cool products she would test, like maybe cosmetics since she was a girl! Barely having skimmed most of the paperwork, Doctor Tampa arrives and looks it over. Perfect, she did such a poor job of reading everything, she didn’t even sign multiple pages! Had she read the paperwork, Lilly would have known she was about to give the lab her total consent and body by becoming a test subject.
Video Transcription
How are you doing? Pretty good. Yourself? I'm doing well. Dr. Tampa? Lily. Nemec. Just a Nemec.
Alright. Are you taking iron for that? Yeah. Very good.
I hike a lot, but I don't play any sports.
Pressure. Yeah.
This isn't what you were expecting to happen.