Get over here and spread your legs for me

Get up here, get real close and real personal, because I'm going to kick you in the nuts.

You know, ever since I was little, I knew how to go right for the sweet spot.

I would just go up to the **********s and just kick them, and kick them, and they'd fall to the ground.

And they would cry like little bitches. And then, as I got older, I ended up doing it sometimes as well.

Who would have thought?