Fellow became the owner of a gorgeous mansion and now he is able to pick up any beauty

I didn't feel a stock in the supernatural either, but that night I thought about how long it had been since I'd been on a date or even been to a party or had anyone tell me something I did or said was cool.

The words were out of my mouth before I even knew I was saying them.

What I wouldn't give just to have that once.

Welcome to the party, Andrew. I've been expecting you.

Who are you?