Ball beating and extreme anal insertions with random household objects

Hitting and beating my balls painfully with a hard kitchen spatula then ramming it fully up into my guts and ramming another utensil up into my insides alongside it before pushing them out til my anus gapes wide. Then ramming a large can of air freshener fully up inside me til it almost disappears then fucking myself hard with it. Stuffing other random household objects like remote control and vegetables until eventually I have a completely ruined cum from the pressure on my prostate