Alexis is looking for her sugar daddy

Just when I thought I couldn't get my hands any fuller, my third stepdaughter Alexis decides to come home.

All I know is what the other girls have told me, that her boyfriend broke up with her.

She's a very successful runway model who owns an apartment in the city.

Why is she coming here then?

Not that I'm particularly complaining, mind you. I mean, look at her.